urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.

by Foddermaker November 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A shit website, with shit "helpers", shit definitions, and shit formatting.

Fuck this shit.

"You like Urban Dictionary?"

"Hell no. I made an account for one day, haven't been on since. That shit sucks!"

by gentle snowflakes November 15, 2018

urban dicktionary

MAGESTIC

FUCK YEAHHH ITS URBAN DICKTIONARY

by that dumb shit November 20, 2018

urban dictionary

a place where you can waste time during school hours

person 1: you tryna waste some time in the urban dictionary fam?

person 2: ya why not im boutta fall asleep cuhhhh better than nothing !

by Stevie magoose November 27, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website much like Wikipedia, with fewer paragraphs, but more words...

Person 1: Have you seen the internet lately?
Person 2: I know! It's been so Urban Dictionary!

by Word-o-maniakkk November 30, 2018

Urban dictionary

Best definition website in the entire universe

Go search it up on urban dictionary

by Disisamerica December 8, 2018

Urban dictionary

Urban dictionary is where local girls that think they’re some kind of royalty and wannabe twitter famous dudes write stuff such as camelfuck chamak locals thinking they’re special in some kind w want to make swalf but don’t know how, they do all of this to be jwee.

Oh I’m gonna go write something in urban dictionary about locals as if I’m not one of them hahahaha.

by Kiki mane October 10, 2018