cold

opposite of hot dumbass.

"Brrrr... it's cold.."

by your grandmother is gay December 22, 2021

Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018

house colding

A party that you have when someone you dislike has finally decided to move out

We held a house colding party when my sister moved out, and did all of the things we couldn't do when she was here

by Kvothe_1712 March 9, 2022

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

Cold Thermos

When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.

Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

Booty cold

Refers to the situation when you call a chrush to warm you when it is cold outside

It’s december. Don’t you still have a booty cold?

by Vinothecav December 10, 2018

Cold jar codgers

Cold jar codgers are people who have had there own children.

The baby boomer generation are 'Cold jar codgers'.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020