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Panama Jake

A Guy who has good morals but the morals go out the window when he drinks.

A Panama Jake is a drunkin horny male that loses all inhibition when around hot females. Will show off his penis and use it to do party tricks to get a laugh and possible pussy.
Hey that guy is a true Panama Jake, he just showed me a trick making his dick into a hamburger.
by Corona ed June 20, 2022
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Jake Noble

Jake Noble is the best kinda person and had a extremely large penis
by FTC STAND UP February 16, 2021
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Jake

Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
"Want to invite Jake Over?" "No way José, I'm allergic to bees."
by JustJake521 November 23, 2021
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Jake

Iferg's Best Jr Helper
Do you know Jake?
Yeah ferg's best jr helper
by PrimalKiller December 24, 2021
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Jake

A man that attracts all the "Pick me girls" and always cheats on his gf.
Girl 1:You is that the hot Jake?
Girl 2:Ya he cheated on me.
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Jake

Jake is the chilled layed back guy everyone loves, he’s handsome and great with girls. He’s a pull master and knows nothing but da puss
Jake is such a hotty
by Fat rolls sister October 12, 2021
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bernie jake

It means someone very smart, emotionally weak but you will never see them at their weak state because they preferred being the jolly friend that seems like there is no problem they are facing at all. They are curious minded and easy going. They have a hobby of observing their surroundings and think of how they will acted to it. You can say that they have the nurture of letting their enemies totally thinking of that they already manipulated the Bernie Jakes but is not.
He might be a jolly one but surely he is a Bernie Jake. He easily can deceived people around him, he might be a Bernie Jake
by frosty_carrot November 24, 2021
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