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Cold Frosty Doggy

When a man is performing doggy style sex on an attractive woman but can't orgasm because it's too cold. Enjoyable for woman while she absorbs all warmth.
My girl got six hours of cold frosty doggy, now she's happy but I have pneumonia.
by RideBigPony August 2, 2024
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Cold Ankles

A) A hoopy person, usually a guy.

B) Someone with cold ankles.

(Usually A)
A) See him, he has really Cold Ankles

B) He must have cold ankles.
by Cold_Ankles (The Man Himself) September 24, 2009
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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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Canadian cold start

When you live in Canada and you get a DUI, so you get a blower in you’re truck, you have to giver the old Canadian coldstart by blowing before turning the ignition, cold starting the truck
“Oh fuck brad got a DUI, he’s gotta giver’ the old Canadian cold start to get to work i suppose”
by Sunsetgoons69 March 7, 2023
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Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.
"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."
by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023
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Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
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Cold Throating

Cold Throating is when you choke on an ice cube and see if it takes longer for you to pass out or for the ice cube to melt.
Jim is turning red after cold throating his drink at Red Lobsters.
by Raremaxgamer July 25, 2021
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