Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ May 31, 2018

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Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 3, 2018

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Used in video games to describe a kill that should never have happened. Usually used in PvP FPS. Describes a new player who is totally oblivious to what he or she is doing yet manages to kill a much better seasoned player. An example of this would be a player reloading as someone is directly in front of them unloading a clip, but still manages to complete the reload, and killing the attacker. Originated from "TheXchox" on XB1 Siege who albeit always being a lower rank, always manages to score round winning kills which should never have happened.

He had his back turned to the enemy. took a bunch of bullets but still managed to turn around ever so slowly and get the chox kill.

by Q400 June 5, 2018

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Black man killing fest

A festival that involves black men who are killing random stuff. Also, white people are allowed. Chicago is another word for it. Most of th time it has no meaning and is said out of the blue.

Trevon: “black man killing fest”
Greg: “lol what the fuck does that mean”
Trevon: “it doesn’t.”

by FreeRangeLemon June 6, 2018

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they are going to kill your aladdin

Whos aladdin and why do I need to keep my mouth shut??
Definition: these people need to be on meds and they are asking for help.

*walking minding own business
Person(s) walk up, "keep your mouth shut or they are going to kill your aladdin."

..I don't know whom they are referring.

by SuldBw0√√y October 10, 2023

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Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god…

I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.

When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”

by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023

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