Asperger’s Syndrome

A very real condition which makes social activities more difficult, but does not account for a lack of emotions. Contrary to some people’s beliefs, you can be an actual diagnosed Aspie and be proud of it. It’s not something that all Aspies feel the need to hide, and that doesn’t make their condition any less real.

Jimmy: “Hey, Suzy has said she has Asperger’s Syndrome a few times, so it can’t possibly be true!”
Me: “Cut your bullshit! Everyone expresses themselves in different ways!”

by Laladadasasa January 8, 2019

leomi syndrome

''leomi syndrome'' is a very rare condition in which people laugh uncontrollably to the point where their laugh sounds like whales being viciously harpooned.

dat laugh though fam, i swear she got dat leomi syndrome G

by magnificolecuntbag December 31, 2013

Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

HeathCliff Syndrom

The HeathCliff Syndrom is the yearning for the freedom of the infinite creativity. The ability to create, tweak, fix, and guide your own world. The ability to take part in the founding of civilization, and the living of life.

"Man, tom hasn't come out of his room since he started writing that book, he must have a pretty serious case of the HeathCliff Syndrom."

by NimbleSmoke January 21, 2020

Underdog Syndrome

The Underdog Syndrome is when people root for the underdog.

Underdog Syndrome:
When someone roots for Milano instead of Real

Madrid

When someone says Animals is a better album than Dark Side Of The Moon

by LisaFraiHot August 4, 2018

swagtastical syndrome

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'

"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."

by Donte Johnson March 21, 2012

Stockholm Syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim towards a captor often whilst wearing knitted turtlenecks.

"Stockholm Syndrome is the reason I have such a great relationship with both my men and my dogs"

by SplashMan93 May 7, 2017