Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025

Spitgate

( similar to any -gate suffix scandals): it "investigates" people spitting on the washroom floor at the company where you work

Why is spitgate not under investigation at my company?

by Sexydimma July 1, 2025

spitting dabs

means the same thing as "spitting image". used to comment on a close resemblance between two people, characters, e tc

"doesnt alfred look just like eric?" "oh yeah spitting dabs"

by m56 July 12, 2025

SPITTAROUND

A song/freestyle done for fun and or exercise purposes.

"Imma just spittaround on this one, see where it goes."

by BriloTheAhk August 19, 2025

spite nighting

Revenge sleep procrastination is when people intentionally stay up late to enjoy personal time, even when they know it will negatively affect their sleep. It often happens when individuals feel they have little control over their daily schedules. (Courtesy of the Sleep Foundation). Spite nighting makes this clumsy phrase into a verb.

I had a long day at work and should have gone to bed at my normal time but what do I do instead? stayed up until 3am spite nighting

by Spazmorainski September 20, 2025

Spitty Samuel

A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions

Hey bro, I just got done getting a Spitty Samuel, kinda sticky after.

by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025

das spitz un sputzin

any 4 banger herman car anywhere in dah world...

4 banger 1600cc cars das spitz un sputzin herman machines.
Ya vol we invented dur automobile. vhat U want us put computers in our smokin machines???
Du automobile smells better than ass end of a horse..

by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006