Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Spidey Wank

Wank off the male until they cum and catch as much cum as you can in your hands. State your spidey senses are tingling and fling your arms out in spiderman fashion so impressive "webs" of spunk fling outwards.

I hit his TV and dining table with my Spidey Wank

by LauraLou80 August 3, 2022

spidorious dapocus

The biggest spider in the entire world.
It is 3579659776365936578965378979807963 metres long.

Benny: I found a magnificent discovery: the spidorious dapocus!
His friend:Isn't that the biggest spider in the world.
Benny:Yes, and it's over 3579659776365936578965378979807963 metres long!!! How surprising is that?
His friend:Very suprising.

by thecharacterwannie August 8, 2022

spiderwebb

A dude that watches anime and cries at night because his dick is so small it actually goes into his body. So much so that he can use female toys

lol ur acting like spiderwebb
damn nearly as small as spiderwebb

by greatgiant19 August 17, 2022

Spidardle

Spidardle is any ooie gooie mucus like substance that men mistake other men's cum shot on their girlfriends shirt.

What the fuck?? How was here? You have spidardle all in your hair and shit.!.!

by Dnutz72 August 28, 2022

Spiderman

The drug delear of the city that act dumb but he is the most dangerous.

Bro don't try him out, he is Spiderman.

by Playdumb July 16, 2022

Spidonkular

The most wonderful, radical, spontaneous, combustible, flamboyant, silly, presumptuous, person who does spidonkular things.

I’ve known my best friend for so long, I think they’re quite the spidonkular specimen.

by Spidonkularcat24 July 18, 2022