facebook snake

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.

That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.

facebook snake by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014

prostate snake

A dick stuck in your ass.

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.

prostate snake by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015

Rodeo snake 

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

Rodeo snake by Howboycat April 7, 2016

Bearded Snake 

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

Bearded Snake by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Cooter Snake 

Someone who just wants pussy or dick.

A whore or a pimp aka man whore.

"Billy is such a cooter snake. He tried to fuck me on the first date."

"I'm not fucking with Jane anymore, all she wants is my dick. What a cooter snake"

Cooter Snake by Khalani Delgado July 6, 2016

breakfast snake

Morning wood

I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed breakfast snake.

breakfast snake by sosueme August 15, 2016

trouser snake 

Beware the trouser snake. Its related to the one-eyed cobra. In California it slithers around InNout

I have seen many trouser snakes in my day. They are easy to handle but prone to spit rapidly.

trouser snake by lickety sprit December 6, 2016