Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2023

snake bust

It's when you have a really long penis, but you cant get hard. But even tho you aren't hard you still nutt.

This guy i was with the other day snake busted me in my face.

I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed

"This guy i was with the other day snake busted me on my face."

"I had too snake bust this girl the other day i was so embarrassed"

by okidokym8 August 10, 2017

snake child

Another name for Kobra Kid

Kobra = snake, kid = child, hence the name snake child

by unsureofthetimes February 14, 2021

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Snake

The username of one of the most charismatic, charming and awesome person on the internet.

Don't get too close cause you are gonna fall in love.

Stay away! He is gonna bite you and the the venom is gonna affect your circuits.

"The bite doesn't hurt, but the venom does! "
If you see this guy, rain money on him!

Look at that Snake! He is soo handsome!

by JustSnake January 3, 2017

snake fang

When your piss stream splits into 2.

Dude I was banging this chick all night and i went to go piss and i had a snake fang.

by Djinnt March 23, 2017

truffle snake

A huge long dangling cock ready to be sucked. An Emi original

Damn his truffle snake looks like it would get caught in my throat

by BreeezyB April 3, 2021