rule 666

The rule that most women desire men with these three qualities:
- 6 feet tall
- 6 figure income
- 6 pack abs

One, two, or all three 6s make it progressively easier for a man to frequently attract and keep the company of women. Lacking all three will make it sufficiently difficult for a man to attract women.

Jane: Does he pass rule 666?

Amy: Of course, but there's so much more to him.

Jane: Like what?

Amy: I mean, he's funny and like smart.

Jane: Whatever.

rule 666 by goyo May 9, 2017

Rule 34b 

A lesser known part of the infamous rule 34, which states that everything in the known existence has had a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic themed remake of itself.

I invoke Rule 34b on the Power Rangers. Actually, that sounds like it could be quite fun to watch...

Rule 34b by GreatWhiteDave December 28, 2011

Ja Rule 

A faggot ass midget whose arms r 2 short and an r&b loving xtc using bitch

Ja Rule by Marald July 26, 2003

Rule 63c

Rule 63C is an addition to Rule 63 stating that if there is not rule 63 of a character, and a "63" of them is not currently in production, it is your job to create a "63" of them by any means possible.

Anon: Man, character is so kickass. I wonder if that means their female counter-part is totally hot.

me: Look up thier rule 63 on teh intertubes.

Anon: *gasp* There's none!

me: Then it's Rule 63c, we gotta make some 63 of character!

-High Five-

Rule 63c by CaptainGeezer July 10, 2010

The Two Pump Rule 

The Two Pump Rule has been created in honor of all those christians who feel guilty about having sex even if the guy just put his penis in once and then they felt bad and stopped. Do not worry my fellow christians, you did not have sex because a penis must be inserted into the vagina two times to have had sex. The head of the penis must totally be inside to count as a pump. If she is a virgin and you give only two pumps but break the hymen then well done, you have pooped her cherry without having sex with her.

Example 1:
Sally: I'm pregnant with your baby
John: Bitch, no your not
Sally: Your the only one I have has sex with
John: We didn't have sex, we didn't have sex because I got mines within two pumps
Sally: What?
John: Yeah bitch, "The Two Pump Rule", now get the fuck out my house cause I'm not the father.

Example 2:
Jack: Did you fuck my Wife!!!!!!
Matt: No
Matt: (thinking to himself)- I did not fuck her because I jacked off in the bathroom until I was almost about to cum and then went onto the bed and put it in her and ejaculated on the second pump...therefore I did not fuck her....thanks to The Two Pump Rule

The Two Pump Rule by not a father July 18, 2010

Rule of Bum

The rule that states that if a female is wearing leggings or jeggings, the top or dress that she is wearing must hang below her bum, otherwise it is deemed inappropriate.

"Janet sure isn't following the Rule of Bum today, I can see her camel toe!"

Rule of Bum by WeezleBlondini May 2, 2010

2 second rule 

Used in restaurant kitchens in terms of food dropped on the floor, if it is ownly on the floor for a loose "2 SC" it's still ok to serve to the guest.

"Holy shit, did you see me drop that steak?"
"Your good, ya got it within the 2 second rule."

2 second rule by chef t July 31, 2006