Shit Mate

Callum Blair

When you invite a mate round for chills and thrills, and then he decides to ditch you for bigger and better things!, thus becoming a shit mate!

by Jevs92 May 9, 2010

skittle shits

A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.

Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.

by Assbag666 May 27, 2013

Goon shit

Things that are typically socially and or legally frowned on and borderline hazardous to the “goon’s” health. This term is widely used in the Special operations and tacticool communities and slapped on shirt after shirt for IG operators to wear when they do dry fire drills in their moms basement.

I’m bored man, I’ve got some tannerite and 5.56 left over from my baby mommas funeral, let’s get hammered and go do some goon shit in the boondocks

by 2002dodgedurango July 8, 2021

No Gay Shit

A term used instantly after saying that gay shit to cover your back

Tim: I would suck her dads dick just to get a taste of the recipe

Mike: WTF??
Tim: No gay shit tho
Mike: Oh ok

by poonsabi January 17, 2018

McDonalds Shit

A shit taken that is so large and distinctin color that it looks like something that would be served on a bun at McDonalds.

Oh my God, I just took the nastiest McDonalds shit

by tonyjoe83 August 25, 2013

shitting nickels

to be extremely nervous

(Excerpt from Stephen King's "The Stand Complete and Uncut")
"Are you nervous?"
"Fuck, I'm shitting nickels."

by Glutton October 3, 2005

Shits and Grins

To do something for no reason other than to have a laugh.

Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.

by viperdick September 9, 2012