john vicente

NOT the inventor of the word "weaksauce"

A: Who invented the word weaksauce?
B: I dunno, but not john vicente for sure bro

by yaoknow August 31, 2010

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John Garfield

The original rebel, movie star of the 1940s and late 1930s. He is one of the most underrated stars of all time, probably because he was blacklisted from film for supposed relations to communists.

James Dean has got nothing on John Garfield...Garfield was the ORIGINAL rebel.

by REginaSPEKTor April 18, 2008

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John Cena

An an invisible man, still unknown if he exists.

"Movie stars John Cena, Didn't see him!"

by DonCheadle June 15, 2018

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John Giles

A creature much like a man, seemingly invincible, with crooked English teeth. The creature can sprint on all fours and climb trees like a monkey. Only found in tropical, swap, and bar settings.

"OH FUCK!!!! it's a John Giles, fucking run!"
"don't feed the John Giles kids"

by Gieon February 3, 2010

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John Crawlin

Name made up on the spot while making a drunk prank phone call

Drunk guy: is your refrigerator running?
Guy called: yes, why?
Drunk guy: then you better go catch it!!
Guy called: who the hell is this???
Drunk guy:....uhm...John Crawlin!...John Crawlin into your girlfriend's bed!! -hangs up-

by John Crawlin April 23, 2010

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