Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him

"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"

by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

kick

When one being lifts their leg in the air to inflict pain on another individual's body parts.

1. OH NO I had to kick my friend because he was too UGLY!
2. You're so UGLY that every time I pass you I instinctively kick you in the face.

by PsuedosTheFool March 31, 2022

Ste Mather kick

A swift kick to the face of someone who has been calling you names, usually when they’re are seated

Stop calling me names are I’ll Ste Mather Kick you

by Haydock Hitman September 12, 2022

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

Hacky Boot Kick

Keeps something fragile from breaking by setting the soft part of your foot underneath of whatever you drop form breaking.

I dropped my phone so I Hacky Boot Kicked it from landing flat on the ground.

by Hacky Boot Kick April 20, 2021

Funny Kicks

A game whose object is to kick a soccer ball into a garage filled with assorted junk in an attempt to knock things over and break stuff. The results of which have become disasterous.. note the enlarged hole in the back of said garage

"Yo, your parents aren't here, time for some funny kicks!"
"No, my parents will get mad at me"
"WUSSY!!"

by Steve's a Wuss February 28, 2003