The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Jordanized

When someone gets your neck so bad its called jordanized

Guy 1-"It says gullible on the ground"
Guy 2- * looks at ground* "it does not"
Guy 1- You just got jordanized

by Zarthle January 19, 2017

Jordan

bro jordans just that nibba hes batman.

“bro you hear abt the new kid jordan”

“yea dat nigga cool asfk”

by nutzshhs November 20, 2023

Jordan

A person with a very kind personality, but can definitely take you in a fight. Jordans are usually madly in love with Millie Bobby Brown and will not hesitate to kill you if you talk badly about her. Jordan loves Millie, but will never talk about her in an inappropriate manner.

Whose phone is this with Millie as the wallpaper?
It’s DEFINITELY Jordan’s!

by BrettAndButter September 18, 2022

Jordan

Jordan’s are typically very gay fags who take dick in the mouth or in the ass sometimes by male animals. They can sometimes not seem gay but you can tell if they dated a wrestler. And hide it but don’t be surprised if is bents over for a little to long to tie his shoes because it’s his secret sighs that he is hungry for some big dick!!!!!!!!!!

Bro,Saw Jordan’s thong sticking out today
Other person, yeah he is gay.

by Brixtyn November 13, 2025

Jordan Weatherbee

Gayyyyyyyyyy

"Do you think Jordan Weatherbee is gay?"
"No, I think he just likes dick in his ass."

by Fairytail guild member May 12, 2017

Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.

ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"

by Nah broooo September 15, 2023