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free jobs

Where you put your resume on the internet and instead of employers want you for the positions that are related in your skills/experience......you get marketing and/or insurance salesman positions that are based only on commission/sales you make that you work for free mainly in the beginning.
Hey my friend, I just got a "free jobs" from Aflac. They saw my resume and want me to work for free for them for the first few weeks or months until I make money for them.
by DoctorOfDictionary June 30, 2015
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Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God
”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
”Mom, what the fuck
by SuperSonnek November 27, 2020
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Job wife

She make sure everything goes smooth throughout your work day.she provides food Massages, soothing conversation about anything ,Encouragement, new plans and other thing that may help you whether it’s physical or mental Satisfaction.
If I need someone to depend on or to make decisions for me besides a best friend or a wife it’s always a job wife because she like a wife .
by Big Nut September 12, 2021
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ravioli job

The act of putting ravioli in your mouth and starting to give someone a blow job
Girl: *puts ravioli in her mouth and gives a guy a blow job*
Boy: Oh yeah baby like that *Grunts* give me that ravioli job baby *Grunts again* Oh yeah I like how that ravioli feels around my cock and how the sauce goes all over your mouth
by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019
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Skeeter Job

When a mosquito bites ones penis in a sexual manner
Holy moly! I got the best gosh darn skeeter job last night!
by Tyler Noll June 11, 2019
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Rim job

Rim job is when one licks ones asshole primarily around the outside rim giving it the name rim job it later was discovered that when the tongue was inserted in the asshole and the walls were tickled it was even better. In the beginning it was thought of as being a homosexual act but as time went by and anal sex had alot less stereotype on it people came out and it became publicly known for man on woman and woman on man.
I love giving rim jobs to my wife it always aroused me but when I discovered my wife likes giving as much as I do it put a whole new meaning on it for me I never felt anything so erotic.
by Bizzy 491 May 6, 2018
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complete job

Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,

Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you
James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck
by Allastor February 18, 2021
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