Since you haven't showered I'll just give you a light blowy.
by FabricFresh April 11, 2016
Tell me, Chrissy
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
—
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."
Have you ever had a near-death experience?
Like you die and then come back?
I... no, I don't think so
Well, neither have I
But there's this new drug out that makes you feel just like that
How wild, you done it?
Yeah, it's called White Light
It's fucking unbelievable
You wanna try some?
Oh, I don't know
Come on, Chrissy
Afraid of a little danger?
—
"I feel . tingly,
Like there's electricity running through my body."
"That's what I love about this shit,
No matter how many times you do it,
You never get used to it,
Every time is like the first time."
"Oh shit, what's happening to me?"
"It'll be okay.
The best is yet to come."
by irenealphapapi August 08, 2024
December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.
Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
Officer: you just ran 69 red lights
Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day
*guy speeds off*
by Hyper103 August 21, 2021
Its gas light buy with weed
you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed
you are tricking a person changing there outlook because they are smoking weed
by mushroomjoint November 22, 2022
A light saber is when you pour the liquid from a glow stick onto your dick and go to a dark room to helicopter it around
by Big poppa bear January 08, 2017
a two word phrase used to describe someone who can't hold their alcohol. the term light weight is only used by drunk people who think that the term lightweight is spelled as light weight (as in two words). refer to other terms that are often misspelled by people who are drunk such as "do" instead of "go". also refer to drunk people who try to text but often create illiterate sentences that even auto correct can not correct .
Mark is so drunk off a half a glass of wine that he thinks that lightweight is spelled as "light weight".
by margchen69 October 19, 2019