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Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.
I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.
by Hard Harry August 18, 2020
mugGet the Dutch votemug.

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."
"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"
by Morty297 October 14, 2020
mugGet the Dutch common sensemug.

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.
Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.
by Shmavery October 13, 2019
mugGet the Double Dutch Dickmug.

Dutch Star

When getting a blowjob, the male pulls out right before ejaculation and clenches so that instead of a couple small spurts of load coming out, one giant load comes out all at once upon the unsuspecting female’s forehead, thus looking like a star.
“I’ve been practicing for weeks but last night I was finally able to give Jenny a Dutch star! She was shocked and blinded by glory”
by Longdongtom69 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Dutch Starmug.

dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out
She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.
by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015
mugGet the dutch crock-potmug.

Dutch Pocket

The Dutch Pocket is a sexual act where the man licks the woman's asshole and she performs oral sex on him until he ejaculates in her mouth.

After this happens they will french kiss mixing their body juices together in their mouths creating the Dutch Pocket.
I had some good Dutch Pocket yesterday!
by Itzmemario December 7, 2023
mugGet the Dutch Pocketmug.

dutch paperweight

A sexual act where one farts onto another while the victim is lying down. The fart paralyzes them, acting as a paperweight.
I gave Jane the Dutch Paperweight. It was really boring during the sex.
by Señor Heisenberg January 26, 2016
mugGet the dutch paperweightmug.

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