Red Apples

Marlboro regular cigarettes popular with cowboys and carpenters
Hey Jock-o you got any Red Apples, my old-lady smoked all mine
by Jake Albanese October 05, 2003
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Red Bear

A red-headed member of the bear community.
I'm red-headed, gay, and I'm growin hair all over, so when I grow up, I'm gonna be a red bear.
by Unnamed11 July 06, 2008
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red bull

An energy drink that comes in a small can and is in competition with some of the most popular brands. Its unique flavor makes up for its lack of size.
Person 1: hey what do you want to drink?

person 2: a red bull
by lyndon K March 09, 2008
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red hatter

Woman over the age of 50 who is determined to be happy and doesn't give a rat's ass what anyone else thinks.
Old Lady Richards tore up our garden because she doesn't like bees ... she's such a red hatter.
by ringlass February 01, 2005
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Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.
Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.
I bet he's going for a red eye.
by The Return of Light Joker January 04, 2011
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Red Hook

A small town in Upstate New York even though everybody there denies it is "Upstate." The town itself is cute. However, the high school and those who attend it are just awful. It consists of three main groups: The dirtbag stoner kids from Tivoli (who are arguably the coolest of the three), the rednecks, and the worst, the country club Republican kids from families who throw lame-ass "block parties" and inbreed their children to protect the ELITE OF RED HOOK!!! Those kids won't give the time of day to anyone without a 4 story house or golf club membership and basically shit on anyone who isn't good enough for them. No one. NO ONE ever leaves Red Hook because they are either too attached to their inbred childhood group of friends and can't make friends in the real world, or because they have gotten knocked up by the kid down the street and had a shotgun wedding. Red Hook completely sucks and whoever has had the brains to get the hell out as soon as possible and move to a real town with real people, props to you. Even Rhinebeck people have far more sense than "red hookers" ever will. I'd rather fucking live in New Jersey for christ sakes.
New kid at RHHS: Hey man do you know what time this period ends?
Inbred red hooker: Why are you even speaking to me..
by raiderssuck1003729\ January 06, 2011
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