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Golden Oreo

The act of defecating into a small, semi-solid mound, making an indentation or "pocket" in the feces using, uriniating into the pocket, and then molding the shit around the urine, so as to make a "water balloon" of shit and piss. The resultant "Golden Oreo" can be hurled a any target.
Michael Norman just got a Golden Oreo!
Awww! you got your Golden Oreo all over my Golden Oreos!
Golden Oreo by Adinor November 8, 2007
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golden oreo

When having sex:
1) Pee on one another (hence, the golden part)
2) Get it onnnnnn
3) Pee again

AND VOILA! You have a golden oreo!
Liz: Have you ever tried a golden oreo with your gf?
Niq: Nah, what's that?
Liz: It's when you pee, then sex it up, then pee again.
Niq: Sweet, let's try it!
golden oreo by Niquion April 16, 2011

golden arches 

When a girl's g-string is showing above the top of her pants, for example when she bends over or crouches down low.
good code word for perving with the lads...

golden ticket 

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.
Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.
golden ticket by Atacia August 30, 2007

golden ticket 

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas

Golden Mestizo 

A person of mixed racial heritage such as native american and european amercian but tends to heavily favor the latter in appearance, particularly has brighter features like blonde or golden brown hair.
Some would argue that not only does this race, which very white in appearance, surpass the native american but the european as well in aesthetic quality.
Me. I'm a golden mestizo due to my goldenish brown hair and ocean blue eyes. The world envies me.
Golden Mestizo by Deadpool December 30, 2004

golden boy 

13...14...15, o shit, thats a golden boy!
golden boy by O'Doyle March 24, 2005