February 10

National slap a fake ass bitch day

Its february 10th
soo what ?

Just beat em up

by mariii February 9, 2022

February 7

National exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day

BABE WHAT'S THE DATE?
February 7th why?
So where's my kiss and hug?? It's national exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day?? 🥰🤨❤️

by wil knows February 6, 2023

February 14th

Valentines Day, but also the day your probably gonna ask you crush out

You: Oh, it’s February 14th!
Time to ask my crush out!

*First Recess*

You: Hey crush, will you be my valentine?
crush: fuck no you ugly pervert

by mxrsh February 13, 2022

february 32nd

The non-existent day of febuary

'Y'all it's February 32nd!'
It's March 1st, Jacob.

by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 9, 2021

February 14

The day where you must kiss your significant other. I don't care where you guys are, kiss them! If you kiss them in front of friends or at school, you get double points...

Girl: *kisses SO*
SO: Aww, thanks. That was amazing. But why was it so important to be in front of all our friends?
Girl: Because it's February 14
SO: Well thanks. I loved it
Girl: Of course! I love you

by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022

Finger february

Get fingered everyday by another boy

I’m gonna do finger February

by Sutenpik December 3, 2019

Fuck Fetus February

Welp, the moment you've all been waiting for, the sequel to the torture your dick series. This time it's better than ever, because pretty soon it's gonna be Fuck Fetus February and you better be fucking prepared. And this time it's for women as well. Basically you just fuck your baby. That is it. Fucking your Fetus February.

Dude1: Yoooo guess what time it is! Fuck Fetus February!

Dude2: Just, shut the fuck up.

by Shxdowsk8r January 11, 2023