Shower, eat and let you know 

This is the phrase used by a Cheeser, a Cheese-out or Roid McCheeseout when he is attempting to prolong the time before his cheese is properly identified.

Daren asks "Jarryd, do you want to go out tonight?"
To which Jarryd responds "Lemme shower, eat and let you know".
Jarryd will not be going out tonight. He is cheese-ing.

Shower, eat and let you know by Shnech January 19, 2008

calm your farm, eat a sandwich 

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

calm your farm, eat a sandwich by the J to the o May 14, 2011

i eat map 

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

Person unknowingly admitting to eating their own Sh!t.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

You just admitted to eating your own Sh!t

i eat map by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

National Eat a Tide pod day 

On April 22

Grab a tide pod and eat it at anytime, but spit it out before swallowing!!!

Bill Nye ate a tide pod on April 22 because it's national eat a tide pod day.

National Eat a Tide pod day by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut May 25, 2018

A zebra doesn't eat apples 

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

A zebra doesn't eat apples by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

I could eat it 

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

I could eat it by G-Unit May 1, 2004

people who eat dogs

Chinese people

Oh no! Yo-Yo is eating my dog because people who eat dogs are Chinese.

people who eat dogs by ching chang chong eat my dogs October 18, 2017