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Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
“Let’s dutch vortex tonight

“yes, that would be fire.”
by AlAx January 31, 2021
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The Dutch God

Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life
by Mikkeymillerisgod February 2, 2021
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Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69
I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!
by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021
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Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69
I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!
by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Being dutch卐

You are a person of which should off themselves
"Hey jimmy wanna fuck?"

"Nah cba"
"Ffs u are such a dutch person" Being dutch卐
by DwarfKing February 12, 2021
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Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.
Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!
by PastaManana February 28, 2021
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