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Douchebag March 

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
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Douchebaggery 

I'm tired of Paldain and all his douchebaggery.

douchebagastan

A country America despises and can't get along with.
Osama bin Laden lived in douchebagastan.

Douchebaginsons

A medical term used to refer to a person who has the inability to enjoy anything.
Taylor takes this pickup game way to seriously, he must have douchebaginsons.
Douchebaginsons by Dr. Jamaal August 20, 2011

Douchebaggery 

I can't believe what Jeffrey did. That was Douchebaggery at it's finest.
Douchebaggery by Billy Hickman September 27, 2011

Douchebaggery 

The act of doing something that is unneeded and stupid.
As the team ran the football back after blocking the field goal, the team commited the act of douchebaggery and ran on the field and got a penalty.
Douchebaggery by NickKimo November 4, 2011
Refers to a self-obsessed person usually of the male gender. An extreme "jerk" or "Asshole".
Derrick: Hey did you hear CJ posted Mike's phone number on Twitter?
Ian: No way, what a douchebag
douchebag by gtmillion September 19, 2012