Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.

MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017

DADS

Day After Drinking Shits

Wow after a heccas last night, I'm experiencing serious DADS

by captbrittiff February 8, 2017

Dad

Calling someone a dad is saying they either leave everything all the time or they tell really bad jokes.

Jonathan you are such a dad

by Amack205 January 2, 2020

Harrison's Dad

Bender

Wow yo have a Harrison's Dad dad

by Bumberclat ting January 2, 2020

Cobra Dad

A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.

I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.

by beedebbibee January 4, 2020

Dad

a piece of shit

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again

by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020

Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me

Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.

by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020