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major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder
yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"
by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022
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espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.
I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.
by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022
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Gubermantis Depressiceps

The government is Deprecciceps (Gubermantis Depressiceps)
by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024
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An Agent Of Repression

Says Gabor Maté about Jordan Peterson. He says he's got a lot of rage. Probably about his daughter being a hooker! A naughty prostitute!
Hym "An agent of repression! Words more true are rarely spoken! Look at him! He's maddeningly enraged about random college guys giving his daugher a pounding hahaha! 'They should have to have relationships! RELATIONSHIPS!!!' He cries. You're not angry with me Jordan. You're angry at the fat cocks."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."
1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.
by Likalaruku November 2, 2009
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depetssion

When a loved pet passes away and its owner is completely distraught.
Leave Mitch alone today because his labrador retriever died over the weekend and he is suffering from "depetssion".
by Bear Adams May 16, 2011
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Depresbian

Not to be confused with a presbyterian, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

A seemingly depressed, relatively butch female. Typically middle-aged and married to a chubster. Realizes she can't leave him to pursue women because she's past her prime and too afraid to experiment with life.
Dude, gary's wife looks like a sad lesbian trapped in the life of a housewife.

Must be a depresbian.

lesbian depressed Presbyterian
by Pancakefield July 9, 2011
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