Santa Claus

When parents tell their little kids to not get in trouble or they won't get any fucking presents for x-mas.

m: Bobby, if you kill your sister, Santa Claus won't give you anything for Christmas!!
Bobby: Oh yeah. I want a double bladed axe for x-mas so i'll just have to wait till after.

by bonbonschoolshollyeah December 21, 2019

Leg-claps

1. A way to clap when you get kidnaped and the villain finishes his big speech.
2.Clapping with your legs

Villain:(finishes speech)
Kyle:(does leg-claps)
Villain:What the hell are you doing
Kyle:leg-claps
Villain:What the hell is that
Kyle:Clapping with your legs
Villain: Why
Kyle: Cause you worked hard on that plan

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

Santa Claus

Apparently he’s coming to town

“Santa Claus is coming to town”

by The White Parade February 12, 2020

Foreskin Clams

A foreskin clam is the process of smegma in the foreskin becoming hardened over time, eventually resulting in a calculus bridge - like substance in the foreskin. When peeled back, the victim of the foreskin clam will pull the clam out to reveal a ring like buildup that is somewhat shaped like a clam

Foreskin clams are solid buildup is said to be more excruciating than a kidney stone

by Ultramann85 June 21, 2020

Santa Claus

Yes, I am real. And if you don't believe in me you can catch these holiday hands you hoe hoe hoe.

I left Santa Claus fatass some celery instead of cookies and I woke up to deer shit on my bed.

by FrootyLoopy June 23, 2020

Ginger Cass

A ginger Boy Usally Skinny But Has a Huge Penis , We're talking 9inches here, Pornstar quality. Also Is Good at video Games but has terrible eyesight.

Bro I wish I was like ginger cass

by BenDover7118 August 5, 2020

la clase de espanol

what an 9th grader who just entered spanish in high school calls their spanish class

Person: “Im going to la clase de espanol next!”

by Zaptie November 1, 2020