Clapping roti

to be inserting your dick into a man’s anus

damn did you Kyle?
No
He was clapping roti like a baddyboy

FIYAH FI DAT

by Lolathepotty October 30, 2025

Happy Clapmas

Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.

Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

premature clapulation

When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.

At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.

by marcig19 September 5, 2012

Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.

1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper

by 2 girls half a brain September 26, 2013

thigh clappers

People with huge thighs that slap together when they walk.

Damn, Kim Kardashian is a total thigh clappers

by Iknowwutsup99 June 25, 2014

Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.

So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.

by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016

Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016