Chris Brown

v. to beat your woman. Can also be a synonym for the verb "to beat"

Guy: Did you bring the pudding?
Girl: I brought frozen yogurt.
Guy: I oughta Chris Brown you right here.

by minhdzuy February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating up someone, or a girl

Bro, chill out before i go Chris Brown on you!

by Sir Saula February 9, 2009

Chris Brown

To beat the crap out of someone for no apparent reason. To bite ears, hands and punch your girlfriend, then attempt to choke her out by method of headlock.

Girl, you'r pissing me off, don't make me go Chris Brown on your ass!

by MZ Jade March 16, 2009

Chris Brown

The act of beating a bitch HARD.

OJ just chris browned the hoe.

by Taiga Ishida February 21, 2009

the brown everest

where you lay a steamy pile of shit on a girls chest then cum on the top so it looks like mt everest

oh dude did you see the the brown everest i did on your sister

by benitomussolinio April 15, 2021

brown ashley

When a Female coughs and craps her pants at the same time

She just performed a beautiful brown ashley

by rick van tellushit April 23, 2017

Brown's Buoy

- When your stool hits the upper slope of the toilet bowl, spiraling into a symmetrical mound, thus protruding out of the water causing the odor of your feces to be much more pungent and foul (or enjoyable depending on said party).

- Developed by a Revenue Marine captain in the 1850s. This relatively simple buoy had a base supporting a superstructure upon which hung a bell with four clappers that struck as the buoy rolled in the sea.

"I could hear the Brown's Buoy bell toll as it guided or ship closer to shore."

"I left a Brown's Buoy on the fourth floor at work today."

by Construc December 30, 2007