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Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.
by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
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Pizza boner

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.
What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”
by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022
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Class Boner

When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.
Look at him he just had a Class Boner it’s so tiny
by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Class Bonermug.

Boner Fest

A gathering of people who have a hard on for feeling like they're saving the day. This festival typically takes place among the various fields of Emergency Services. Too many units respond to a scene and everyone gets a hard on and measures the size of their dicks. Talking over each other on the radio, unnecessarily calling for a life flight bird, running emergency traffic to non emergency calls, etc."

You can typically expect a Boner Fest of enormous proportions when there is a house fire, vehicle fatality, and of course the timeless unidentified liquid sitting on the side of the road in a jug. Could be piss, could be a nuclear chemical but hells bells who cares? I'm driving this fire truck out there with my dick hard as a rock until I get to the bottom of this.
"all the units are on scene and it's a damn boner fest."

"Don't tone out the fire department or it will turn into a boner Fest."
by Madam Poochaneenie June 13, 2017
mugGet the Boner Festmug.

Clout Boner

When someone feels an urge to do something that will give them social status. Similar to a watering mouth after smelling food, a clout boner comes after a realization of a clout-giving opportunity.
Guy 1: My parents are gone this week and I’m gonna throw a sick rager and invite Jessica and her popular friends
Guy 2: Damn bro chill with the clout boner
by daddyjacuebo February 6, 2019
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Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.
Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.
by mpmaupin November 26, 2019
mugGet the Stress Bonermug.

ZESTY BONER

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner
by Big rock beater April 25, 2023
mugGet the ZESTY BONERmug.

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