Walmart boner

Obtaining an erection while in Walmart

I saw this hot chick and got a Walmart boner!

by Texas eagle December 17, 2017

Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball

So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...

by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015

Nose Boner

When your nose sticks out over your face mask, you have a Nose boner

Walking through the grocery store, looking at all these nose boners.

by boymom_3 July 30, 2020

Paper boner

The result of changing a large body of text in a word processor from single to double spacing, making your paper look longer

My paper was only 3 pages long until I gave it the old paper boner, now its 6

by Awonymous November 19, 2019

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

Butt boner

When your butt breaks

Omg I fell off my chair the other day and I got a butt boner

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 14, 2022

Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."

Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.

by EthanFeng October 13, 2015