An employee with little experience, or of low seniority within a blue-collar operation. Boner monkeys are typically assigned insignificant or undesirable work, such as operating a shovel.
Contractor : "I need to carry 6 pallets of bricks to the back of the property"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
Client: "Why haven't you hired a boner monkey to handle the grunt work?"
by Hugh G Reckshin July 11, 2023
by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017
When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.
Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?
Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.
Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...
Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.
Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...
by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014
“Dude, I had such a homer boner last night after hitting that home run. First I slid into home, then I slid into my wife.”
by Wafflebender July 11, 2018
When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected
“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
by HinckleyHappy December 21, 2022
When you want to get up in there...but you are too wasted. You pray to Jesus to give you a massive boner.
by TheBonePolice January 09, 2019