Turkey butt

A dog who is at once lovably clever and a challenge to train or meet obedience expectations.

Owner 1: “How was your walk?”
Owner 2: “Pretty good, but Miles sure is a turkey butt sometimes when he sees a squirrel.”

by Monsieur de Miles November 28, 2020

baste my turkey

Inject me with your sperm

You can baste my turkey anytime

by bb3378 April 16, 2017

Cold Turkey

A bitch ass mf, pussy, coward everything that makes a nigga scary

Bro tht nigga over there cold turkey, he pure bitch. He dont want no smoke

by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023

The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.

Bro I completed the Golden Turkey last night.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016

Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018