Jordan P.

A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.

Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.

by Gay's September 13, 2018

addi and jordan

honestly addi and jordan are meant to be. addi loves jordan for his skater boy style, his fluffy black hair, tan skin and electric guitar. jordan likes addi for her cute style and her hair. he loves the way she laughs and her humor is unreal. she is always the life of the party and he loves that. she’s always making people laugh and he loves the vibe she brings. if your addi and he’s jordan or your jordan and she’s addi… plz kiss already. you guys meet at a dance and get each others snap. jordan texts you and asks to go to station. you say yea. he’s in ur bereal. you guys have so much fun together and he gets ur number. you text all the time and start hanging out a bunch. he asked you to be his gf and you say yes. you guys are together until high school and then he proposes. you guys get married and have the cutest kids. everyone is jealous of you

jordan: “ addi i think it’s time i make a move”
addi: “jordy what do you mean?”
jordan kisses addi and they fall in love forever and their babies r so cute. addi and jordan live happily together forever.

by peyton paige February 2, 2023

Jordan

Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl

Look at that nibba jordan over there he’s an acorn
IKR

by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 9, 2018

jordan

a person whose names means chamber pot a.k.a toilet

oh no I am a jordan

by cool dude 621 April 24, 2019

Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan

I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.

Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.

Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.

by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021

Jordan

Jordan is Campbell

Wow Jordan is being such a Campbell right now, he's disrupting the party

by w o w November 1, 2019