5 O crack shadow

It is when you shave your ass and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 O clock shadow on your face but the one on your asshole.

My friend took a picture of my asshole it was so clear you could see my 5 O crack shadow.

by Richjbower August 23, 2006

WHTV News Channel 5

A Internet Radio station and website for local news in a community in Tampa, Florida. Started in 2004 by a teenager, it has become a well known media outlet in Tampa.

www.whtv5news.1colony.com

I listened to WHTV News Channel 5's newscast on Saturday at 12 O'Clock (Noon) EST.

by Ryan French January 27, 2005

gay for the 9-5 stay

heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock

Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.

by Dillweed April 9, 2007

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

3 to 5 Business days

That's how long it takes for your friend to respond

"Jane usually responds within 3 to 5 Business days but it could be even later in certain circumstances"

by Dev1325 August 7, 2023

Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster

An adjective used to describe the pure lack of skill in the rizzanomics department.

TD;DR: Women repellant

Person 1: Omfg, did you see Damir?

Person 2: Yeah, he tried to pick up Jayden right?
Person 1: Mmmmhmm. That whole scenario was a Catagory 5 Natural Rizzaster!

by Shocktospecter April 22, 2023

The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect

When a bunch of larger Youtubers rush in to cover a trending topic, ironically blowing up the topic, and making it bigger than it would have ever done on it's own.

The Marina Joyce Kidnapping theory is sometime thought of as an example of "The 5 Nights at Freddy's Effect".

by FFFFFFoornite sh February 16, 2018