A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

national stfu day

Where you just shut up for once. It’s on every single day of October. Don’t be afraid to zip your lips for once! Step back into your comfort zone! Nows your time to shhhhhhh.

Becky:shhhh
Rex: k. I’ll stfu den. Since it national stfu day

by Okthenwegetit October 15, 2019

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022

National sucking dick day

May 1st also known as National sucking dick day!

Hey did you hear what today is? It’s national sucking dick day.

by Your secret Admire May 1, 2024

national post on your spam account day

April 28th is national post on your spam account day where you post something on your spam account/finsta.

It’s April 28th… you know what that means, it’s national post on your spam account day so you better make your post!

by throwRA42825 April 28, 2025

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

International Chia Day

A day celebrating all things chia, on April 21st

Happy International Chia Day, Dave!

by Garrett Pullman April 13, 2023