Godzilla Dick

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.

Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club

by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025

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Dick cheese

The delicious most creamy cheese that is only produced from your cock. Its smoothing taste can only be found from a homeless guys cock.

guy 1: Is that Dick cheese in your pants?
guy 2: Yes, you want to try some of my Dick cheese?
guy 1: Oh my god yes

by Grandpas cocksicle February 29, 2020

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No Dick December

When girls,have to go a month without sex

Derek:hey I heard Emma failed No Dick December

by Hnutbigpp November 1, 2020

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Dick tickling

An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..

Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"

Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."

by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022

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