dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin

“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”

by doctor johnny October 17, 2021

Godzilla Dick

Using the forced perspective of Japanese
monster movie of old, Godzilla. Having

forced perspective applied to scale models
of buildings, and an actor in a lizard suit
knock them over. Making the sub-standard
man seem larger when compared with

the petite actress.

Sidney: My manager has Godzilla Dick, but the health insurance isn’t anything to shame a stick for.

Mae: girl same, I love being a part of the Lion’s Club

by Mikey_Ruben May 11, 2025

vacation dick

(1) Associated with a really good fling or a good "side dick/bitch"
(2) Used as a general to describe a good sex session.
(Simply put: some very good dick)

"I need ome vacation dick."

Boyfriend dick

Side bitch
Side dick
One night stand

by Xena Romero June 17, 2016

skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.

Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!

by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger

Easton's little dick is his pinkie

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Fraser dick

He is also know as giggle boy and is he/him

Fraser dick is gay

by Matthew dowd June 30, 2022

Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.

Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.

by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016