Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

Dick Gremlin

A homosexual individual who's being lesser than a human being by silently causing trouble by agreeing with other trouble makers and even non chalantly doing minor things they know will cause a giant fuss even a fist fight.

That little dick gremlin is always going behind peoples back and talking smack to get others angry with someone they already don't like regardless if it is true or not then proceeds to be their little silent toadie that sits back and watches the chaos unfold as if they did nothing to cause the problem let alone instigate it.

by Dr.Infernus April 12, 2024

finger-dick

when you can’t fuck with your penis because it’s limp so you put your fingers under your cock to keep it in

“use your fingers to help your dick fuck”

“i was too soft so I finger-dicked her”

by ashdgg March 28, 2024

E Dick

Formerly known commonly as a vibrator, or a French tickler, the more up-to-date name for the 2020s is E dick

Sweetie, I’m really tired tonight, please just pull your E Dick out of the drawer please.

by KazooCogs June 15, 2021

dick-slap

the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick

girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish

by wolfieisyay May 24, 2018

Dicked

When a guy mistakes you for a girl at a party and you punch him so hard his lights go out

"I just dicked some guy"

by doin ya mom doin doin ya mom October 22, 2019

Bugger Dick

Also known as Bugger Balls; meaning anyone as stupid and potato faced as Brendan Schaub(a severely retarded ex MMA turned podcaster who is the laughing stock of the Internet due to his abysmal IQ level and horrific cringe content including moronic conversation and lack of self awareness).

Did you see Bugger Dicks "Special" The Gringo The Papi? What a fucking retard

by Metal Rain March 21, 2024