Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022
Get the Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dickmug. 
To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer
Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer
Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Get the Dickmug. Noun.
The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:
1. Blowjob
2. Oral
3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:
1. Blowjob
2. Oral
3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....
by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017
Get the Dickmug. “What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
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by Sillyc May 17, 2019
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