Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

Dick

to describe an annoying person

That guy is being such a dick

by Dickbeens September 30, 2021

right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick

by cornishkid July 1, 2022

dick

thing that dangles beetween your legs can be big or small. in the example below its small

hey jacob. your dick is tiny. i know. LOL

by totaly not Alexis March 22, 2022

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

Dick Bitch

Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.

"Do you have a cigarette?" "No" . "DICK BITCH."

by Roast Burger August 29, 2019