Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020

by dave&frank September 28, 2017

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

by Lee Yong Jie June 27, 2022

Mongo pushing skateboarder. Likes to do cliff hangers. Can't Ollie so does a lot of boneless. Pushes mongo btw. Did their first kickflip on the carpet in their mom's living room also pushing mongo..
by Crit84 January 1, 2022

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
