dirty aysha

A dirty aysha is the act of inserting a spoon in the anus and the using that same spoon to eat yogurt with.

Me and my friends went to buy some yogurt so we could do a dirty Aysha.

by Pamela davison September 8, 2023

Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!

One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.

by Shutupbevis November 7, 2023

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022

Dirty Sanchez

When Doing a Girl doggy style you insert both of your index fingers into her asshole then pull them out lean into her and proceed to smear a handle bar style mustache on her upper lip. Òle.

My girlfriend and I got fucked up on margaritas and started doing it doggy style I felt in the spirit and gave her a dirty Sanchez to finish the night

by Deputy Law Dawg August 17, 2019

Dirty Millee

When she throws poop at you and yells surprise!

When you come home from work and dirty millee throws poop pebbles yelling surprise.

by Ducky7777 April 8, 2023

Dirty Phenix

When bust all over chocolate chip waffles and your friends eat it

Yk Tally gave Brody a Dirty Phenix

by Dirty Phenix September 13, 2025

Dirty Jaeliece

When you spit on a girls back to convince her you’ve came, and when she turns around you turn around and spray chimichanga confetti all over her eyes nose and face and draw a J on her cheek

Hey bro, I heard you did a Dirty Jaeliece with Karen at Brads party!

by ChimichangaChugger March 11, 2020