Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

dick

could also mean the arm length of an individual

my dick is a tad bit longer than his

by Glory Mandy July 9, 2021

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

dick drizzle

A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.

What’s up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.

I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.

by Lean king. Ig dick_drizzle December 3, 2020

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...

Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider

by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022