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Preston Moon's dick

Thank God I left my boyfriend. Now I can enjoy Preston Moon's dick.
by Ugyfubuh March 3, 2024
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dick

He has a long dick
by CockGobbler6969420 March 4, 2024
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Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!
by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024
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the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
by thiccjim March 5, 2024
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Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything
by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024
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dick sucking gay person

it means gay gay gay gay gay aka a very very very very very very very dick sucking mother fucker with no hoes no bitches and sucks dicks for a living now it also means you are white and your name is aron and you are dating a grade 3 thank you for your time and by the aron is in grade 7 thank you gay person also gay nigga say what ok bye.............
i am sorry but you are a dick sucking gay person and i think you need help
by FornitePlayer69 March 6, 2024
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Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances
"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."
by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024
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