Dick out

when a man fucks a woman (or another man) until it hurts so he has to tap out

Girl 1: is sex still good with your boyfriend?
Girl 2: oh yeah, we fucked all until he dick out.

by xerocool22 February 25, 2024

Truck dick pipes

When the exhaust pipes of big truck penetrates a nigger asshole

Yo that bitch has truck dick pipes

So hot

by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.

I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.

by Unknown997 March 1, 2024

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

Dom Dick

(Limp) Biting Dick Syndrome
#domdick

Yo Nev you ever had that Dom Dick before?

by @Dom March 2, 2024

National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day

On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican

On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!

by Mexicandre March 3, 2024