Diamond Dick

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.

Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L

by Zeni June 28, 2021

retro dicked

Sometimes one of the worst decisions you can make.. Also known as hooking up with an ex

Girl I got me retro dicked last night.

by Rincloud January 26, 2018

Dick

Dick is my friend. Dick can be short or tall, but in general he’s a nice guy. He can be a little explosive when excited so watch out.

I got to ride with dick today.
Dick and I went to the movies.
Dick blew up when he saw the plot twist.

by FrancisPancake September 11, 2025

Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it

“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”

by National daysss October 2, 2020

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019