dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

National Suck Dick Day

National Suck Dick Day fall on April 20th

Males may have their dicks sucked multiple times in one day Females may suck as many dicks as wished and CANT be judged on this day only .

Carlos: hey Sam ,I’m with my boys, want to suck our cocks?
Sam: i wish I could but I don’t want to be called a hoe .
Carlos : it’s National Suck Dick Day

Sam: oh yeah I forgot , I will be there soon .

by Helll yeahhh May 28, 2018

Dick Rider

Brock

Brock is a dick rider

by Chumpppppp April 21, 2022

Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025

Bullet dick

A dick thats built like a bullet especially around the tip and that cums quick

P1: Mf kept on cumming mad quick wit his bullet dick self P2: Girllll

by Jdotmiami June 9, 2020

Possum Dick

Possum Dick

Possum Dick

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019

Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 19, 2024