stutter dick

when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.

Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?

No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.

by 2ommy March 10, 2024

Dick Beavers

Mythical creatures that devour over used dick's while its owner sleeps

"Sorry Kari, one is my limit. I do not want to anger the dick beavers"

by bill o' tronic March 11, 2024

dick rider

@modirtyyy

bro @modirtyyy is a dick rider and needs to stfu

by realest nd trillest March 12, 2024

Ants Dick Rider

A person who rides Ants dick all night long

"Oskar Rowe is such an Ants Dick Rider"

by Mr Rudd March 12, 2024

Gout Dick

Another way of saying a man has trash ass dick

Wow that guys definitely got gout dick

by BADDBARBIEXXX March 14, 2024

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.

Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.

by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024

Nigger dick loser

Someone who is 20+ years old, lives in their parents house, and has no job or future ahead of them.

Kevin can’t afford to buy any games because he’s a nigger dick loser.

by Siax March 16, 2024