Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.

Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."

by RazerBlade07 August 14, 2012

brother dicking

When you and your biological brother dick down a female together

I was brother dicking Rachel with Nick the other night.

by CummieSoccer2 August 6, 2021

dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

Auschwitz Dick

short skinny dick. Genetically traced back to the Braun and Brown family bloodline

Evan Brown has an Auschwitz Dick.

by Hannaford Gentleman February 20, 2020

Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023

beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.

Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.

by Poweroffire July 5, 2022

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021